A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Tanks

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  • Anthony Delfino

    Anthony Delfino

    Саат мурун

    As a monk main... yes. I do love to clap them cheeks. Please let me see the booty.

  • Vanessa

    Vanessa

    3 саат мурун

    Why would I play sword and shield when you have big axe, big sword and G U N
    (obtains house Fortemps shield)
    Paladin time

  • JetKicks

    JetKicks

    6 саат мурун

    1:32 oh yeah thats me

  • OLIVER TAM

    OLIVER TAM

    9 саат мурун

    Godammit Jocat where is my ASMR!?

  • Engin Bilgic

    Engin Bilgic

    10 саат мурун

    Uh... Please don't take off your stance when you're the off tank, just shirk after your opening window. If the main tank dies you can be sure one of your healers will get their ass cheeks destroyed.

  • psychee1

    psychee1

    17 саат мурун

    Shoutout to Disney moms.

  • ChiiSan09

    ChiiSan09

    19 саат мурун

    Omg.. please do more of these. That was gold. Please do ones for deeps and healers!!

  • Nekoteru

    Nekoteru

    22 саат мурун

    Description: BLOCKED
    Me: PARRIED

  • Tyler Virts

    Tyler Virts

    22 саат мурун

    I’m so glad you’re back, JoCat. Keep up that good shit!

  • PrettzL

    PrettzL

    Күн мурун

    "gissal greens"?

  • LadyFrostbite

    LadyFrostbite

    Күн мурун

    The amount of mental stress I--someone who is garbage with music--went through to identify the music at 2:58 using only my brain is unreal. (For my fellow garbage music mans, it's from E8.)

  • michface

    michface

    Күн мурун

    please do more ffxiv class videos

  • Psykoknight65

    Psykoknight65

    Күн мурун

    Sometimes I miss tanking, but I must dance

  • Nathan Mancha

    Nathan Mancha

    Күн мурун

    ah shit here we go again

  • Balázs Szűcs

    Balázs Szűcs

    Күн мурун

    I can't be bothered to count all the times tanks dragged every mob away from Doton. That's like the tank detergent AoE.

  • Barkeeper

    Barkeeper

    Күн мурун

    Dang now i wanna play this game

  • Erd Nuzz

    Erd Nuzz

    Күн мурун

    02:15 I feel that so HARD 😂 a lot of tanks pull so many or getiing into boss fight without using ability on the right time - or never. But I feel honored that the random Tanks always trust me enough that I will handle that. And WHM has a Lot of tools to do so... >:3

  • Luigiandy

    Luigiandy

    Күн мурун

    *oh fu NOT AGAIN-*







    And there goes my living privileges.

  • c31l

    c31l

    Күн мурун

    I wish FF14 was on xbox

  • somebodyspecial

    somebodyspecial

    Күн мурун

    As a tank main I have every right to blame the healer for when I die

  • W/blue

    W/blue

    Күн мурун

    Forgot to add Tanks get blamed for everything, even thou the dumb dps and healer run face first into danger attracting every enemy in the dungeon at once.

  • Jake Everfree

    Jake Everfree

    2 күн мурун

    I watched this video so many times and tanked last night (cause my friends were both dps). It’s now on my 143rd watch that I notice arms length counts as mitigation...

  • Ferrin leon'sons

    Ferrin leon'sons

    2 күн мурун

    oh my gods we're back hell yeah

  • Caleb Valdez

    Caleb Valdez

    2 күн мурун

    Thank you for making FFXIV content *exactly* as i start getting into FFXIV lol

  • rgderen88

    rgderen88

    2 күн мурун

    I want more already lol

  • esjob

    esjob

    2 күн мурун

    Lvl.20 Gladiator, just 10 more before I get to pretend I'm a caster.

  • Meekhile Whitewolf

    Meekhile Whitewolf

    2 күн мурун

    as a main tank i feel this in my soul. PLEASE do more of these, it was amazing XD

  • DJWolfyK

    DJWolfyK

    2 күн мурун

    I checked the date on JoCat's earliest public video, he has only been hear for 2, almost 3 years.

  • Aerobrake

    Aerobrake

    2 күн мурун

    Duck

  • Caterina Hunts

    Caterina Hunts

    2 күн мурун

    lol where was this guide when I started? As the sproutiest of sprouts, I love this

  • Omega Fighter

    Omega Fighter

    2 күн мурун

    Can’t wait for Endwalker to come out and change every class dramatically again, maybe give Paladin their sword and shield oaths back, give a Res to Dark Knight, make Gunbreaker a healer like Paladin....

  • G.Henrique Costa

    G.Henrique Costa

    2 күн мурун

    This is like weeb wow?

  • Just a Random Guy

    Just a Random Guy

    2 күн мурун

    Warrior- BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Dark Knight- Im an edge lord
    Gunbreaker- WHO GAVE THE TANK A GUN
    Paladin- SWORD AND SHIELD OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • rob war

    rob war

    2 күн мурун

    He's wrong about one thing fc statics are rare plus 90% of fc statics I seen don't work out too well plus its hard to form fc statics since most require you to be in said fc for the static plus..we have alot of idiot tanks who don't think to use cds during trash mobs because they think there just for bosses

  • Calbeck

    Calbeck

    2 күн мурун

    I have never once played a Final Fantasy game and why can I not stop watching this HALP

  • Sam Butler

    Sam Butler

    2 күн мурун

    YouTubers found in the comments:
    Shenpai (expected)
    Gaijin Goombah (on Aki’s behalf, okay)
    The8BitDrummer...? Jerrod, what are you doing here?!

  • AbyssFiend

    AbyssFiend

    3 күн мурун

    again and agaIN AND AGAIN *AND AGAIN*

  • vbddfy euuyt

    vbddfy euuyt

    3 күн мурун

    Never thought I'd hear the Final Fantasy theme played on a kazoo, but here we are, listening to the whole thing with a dumb grin.

    • vbddfy euuyt

      vbddfy euuyt

      3 күн мурун

      ok i know nothing about final fantasy but the humor alone made hits an amazing video to watch since everyone can relate to RPG class memes

  • I made you read this

    I made you read this

    3 күн мурун

    Everyone dies
    Chat: tank didn't use lb

  • mr man

    mr man

    3 күн мурун

    I think if wiggler man took off his hat he would just have another slightly smaller wiggler hat underneath

  • qasem90

    qasem90

    3 күн мурун

    2:17 its true unless you were doing that lvl 65 dungeon cuz it DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY

  • Kenji Shiratsuki

    Kenji Shiratsuki

    3 күн мурун

    "Punk, Grunge, Metal, and Christian Rock." As a day 1 tank who went from punk, to Christian rock, to metal and is going back to my rock for the expansion. I greatly appreciate this. I lost my shit at so many points in this video. To anyone wondering, yes, these all make sense.

  • Darryl Calloway

    Darryl Calloway

    3 күн мурун

    Crap guides are back... SWEET

  • Tylor armstrong

    Tylor armstrong

    3 күн мурун

    Gotta do the horrible life of a healer xD

  • mxlanthios

    mxlanthios

    3 күн мурун

    Thanks for teaching me how to tank but I’d like to know why my healer keeps telling me to “leave the healing” to them.

    I’m just trynna shine the light of *GOD* on my party members.

  • asioe kiou

    asioe kiou

    3 күн мурун

    "move as little as possible" happy monk main noises

  • Bailey Neasby

    Bailey Neasby

    3 күн мурун

    I'm mad that this actually helped lol

    • asioe kiou

      asioe kiou

      3 күн мурун

      thank you for giving me my paladin back

  • Sorceress Halcy Ch.

    Sorceress Halcy Ch.

    3 күн мурун

    I really hope he does some of these for the non-combat classes. This is great.

  • ashley brown

    ashley brown

    4 күн мурун

    Does anyone know the name of the glamour on JoCats outfit?

  • Michael Jones

    Michael Jones

    4 күн мурун

    So you hear that DPS and healers? I'm helping you get booty. You're welcome.

  • Rock girl

    Rock girl

    4 күн мурун

    Me: *living life as a happy wow Player* Jocat:*makes FF14 Vid* Me:*sobs*

  • Josie Davis

    Josie Davis

    4 күн мурун

    Imagine putting down Salted Earth as a Tank and then pulling the enemies out of your own aoe because it's too scary.

    • Rock girl

      Rock girl

      4 күн мурун

      I gotta see a crap guide to jobs. I just wanna hear what he has to say about clemency and shit

  • Echo Gillette

    Echo Gillette

    4 күн мурун

    OHHELLYEAH

  • Hildagarde Gaming

    Hildagarde Gaming

    4 күн мурун

    Gunbreaker for when you want to perform combos that make Tekken blush. Warrior for UNGA BUNGA damage. Paladin for when axes are too heavy for ya :3

  • Deadly Defender

    Deadly Defender

    4 күн мурун

    ok i know nothing about final fantasy but the humor alone made hits an amazing video to watch since everyone can relate to RPG class memes

  • Robert O'Neill

    Robert O'Neill

    4 күн мурун

    The Crap Guides are back!?
    God I missed this!

  • AI S

    AI S

    4 күн мурун

    I started playing a couple days ago and picked up gladiator. I was thinking to myself; 'I bet that guy who did those monster hunter weapon guides would approve'

  • Rob

    Rob

    4 күн мурун

    wew guide vids are back!

  • DwizzleDorf

    DwizzleDorf

    4 күн мурун

    damn ur making me want to play final fantasy now

  • Trenton Woodcox

    Trenton Woodcox

    4 күн мурун

    FF, yaaaas

  • RavioLee

    RavioLee

    4 күн мурун

    One of my first times playing this game was a cosplay as Link, so I had to obligatorily go Paladin, and it's been one of my favorite classes.
    Not sure if it's cause Paladin is just fun, if it's the godly name of "Link Xcusemeprincess", or a combination of the 2, but man. I can't even look at any of the other tanking classes.

  • shadowabsol

    shadowabsol

    4 күн мурун

    time to clap some dragon cheeks...

  • Tea Girl

    Tea Girl

    4 күн мурун

    thank you for giving me my paladin back

  • Gherome Silvestre

    Gherome Silvestre

    4 күн мурун

    I heard uwu and I understood

  • mason ryals

    mason ryals

    4 күн мурун

    This bro doesn’t miss a fucking beat

  • Deneme Dokio

    Deneme Dokio

    4 күн мурун

    Paladin mains unite. Spanking and tanking with board and plank.

  • Patrick

    Patrick

    4 күн мурун

    2:49 literally had me go check if they actually added this haha

  • Serente Audios

    Serente Audios

    4 күн мурун

    I gotta see a crap guide to jobs. I just wanna hear what he has to say about clemency and shit

  • Explosive Kittens

    Explosive Kittens

    4 күн мурун

    I want a Jocat npc now

  • Aireign Boring

    Aireign Boring

    5 күн мурун

    I felt like playing the game in the past but only played the 2 week demo. Knowing you're making content about it and giving a rough understanding as to what each role should be doing actually makes me want to get into the game more. Love content like this, thank you sm.

  • AnonymousElf

    AnonymousElf

    5 күн мурун

    I need to see the Crap Guide to Healing.
    *Show them our pain.*

  • I HATE COMICS PODCAST

    I HATE COMICS PODCAST

    5 күн мурун

    FINALLY some more jocrap! Totally worth the wait

  • Stammer6

    Stammer6

    5 күн мурун

    FFXIV, a game with so few mechanics, it's possible to describe an entire classification of jobs in a single guide.

  • roranic

    roranic

    5 күн мурун

    Actually, when tanking dungeons, running back and forth a bit is good. It helps stack the enemies together a bit better for better aoes, and it slightly delays enemy attacks because they turn around. Especially if they were casting something. Obviously don't do it so much that it pisses off your party. I'm talking small, deliberate movements.

  • Stephanie Smith

    Stephanie Smith

    5 күн мурун

    i can't wait for the guide to Limsa Lominsa

  • What u looking for?

    What u looking for?

    5 күн мурун

    I just started FFXIV, sweet!

  • Mizer

    Mizer

    5 күн мурун

    Do you know what UWU is? Retired Double legend, btw. XD
    Good vid.

  • soiung toiue

    soiung toiue

    5 күн мурун

    i feel like the pope could say: "hey jocat join us, we've got sword and shields!" and jo would become a devout Christian

    • soiung toiue

      soiung toiue

      5 күн мурун

      Bien

  • Riley Sansoucy

    Riley Sansoucy

    5 күн мурун

    JoCat got party wiped by a shitty tank and made a video about it

  • Spearman

    Spearman

    5 күн мурун

    2:30 called out

  • ankokuraven

    ankokuraven

    5 күн мурун

    I love crap guides

  • kokeanikilator

    kokeanikilator

    5 күн мурун

    My Extreme - Savage - Bozja tanking experience can be simplified into:
    *distant healer deathcry*
    well fuck

  • The Morgan Riley Show

    The Morgan Riley Show

    5 күн мурун

    Please say you're gonna do DPS and Healers!

  • cyanmanta

    cyanmanta

    5 күн мурун

    If the tanks dies, its the healer's fault.
    If the healer dies, its the tank's fault.
    If the DPS dies, it's their own damn fault.

  • Trickster Style

    Trickster Style

    5 күн мурун

    Never in my life have I wanted something so badly and never known till I received it.

  • Steve Reeser

    Steve Reeser

    5 күн мурун

    Can’t wait to see how he covers the other roles...this will be awesome and interesting

  • Michael Crawford

    Michael Crawford

    5 күн мурун

    "Three DPS in a trenchcoat." *dead*
    PLEEEEEEEASE make more of these.

  • AinzOoalHazel

    AinzOoalHazel

    5 күн мурун

    tanks are thiccer then the average disney mom XD this one killed me best tank guide ever

  • Yong Ju Lian

    Yong Ju Lian

    5 күн мурун

    this made my day :D

  • Katotsu

    Katotsu

    5 күн мурун

    Anyone else notice that Nacent Flash's description was horribly wrong? Should be "Turns 50% of damage dealt in the next 6sec into HP restored" (the damage reduction is for a targeted party member, which no other description includes)

  • Eric The Recruit Main

    Eric The Recruit Main

    5 күн мурун

    i really wanna see jocat make a full animation for the default dance that one second had me dry heaving

  • mmpj twod

    mmpj twod

    5 күн мурун

    I didn't know how badly I needed that kazoo in my life.

  • -RF-VD-

    -RF-VD-

    5 күн мурун

    as a dark knight. [sigh] yes, my sword is huge. no its not a guts sword. mine glows. also as per my pic, im also a BLM because the party should adjust to me so i can bitch slap the boss.

    • mmpj twod

      mmpj twod

      5 күн мурун

      i feel like the pope could say: "hey jocat join us, we've got sword and shields!" and jo would become a devout Christian

  • Baroncroix

    Baroncroix

    5 күн мурун

    I don't even play this game, but here I am, eating chips, reveling myself with a fine dose of gaming and sarcasm.

  • Morella Továr

    Morella Továr

    5 күн мурун

    Bien

  • Given Minotaur

    Given Minotaur

    5 күн мурун

    Do healer next? Please?

  • Derek Tafoya

    Derek Tafoya

    5 күн мурун

    Mooooooore please !!!!!!!

  • Darzer

    Darzer

    5 күн мурун

    This is beautiful.

  • manish kumar

    manish kumar

    5 күн мурун

    nice

  • Christoph allen

    Christoph allen

    5 күн мурун

    I main a Paladin and this is 100% true. SWORD AND SHIELD BABYYYYYY!