Ok cd project red listen give the authorship of the game to Rockstar and it will be playble

Bruh it needs a lot more time than until the end of march. Especially now with the ransom hack. I'm thinking June-July at least, then it's probably gotten enough patches for it to be playable enough

You gave this a 6 on PC? You're out of your mind.

They’ve used us as play testers AGAIN.......and rushed it through for next gen sales boom slapped a series X/s sticker on this steaming turd and served it up to us , AND WE SWALLOWED THAT SHIT WHOLE........

I read "GFuel" as "Gruel" and my head turned it into "Grool" and I was VERY confused for a hot second.

What the fuck is this?

6 is too low even with the bugs in PC. Should be a 7, 8 if they fix the bugs, and 9 if they rework some of the systems like the Police AI

"CD Project Red finally revealed the first gameplay of CyberPunk 2077 to a select audience of media and invited guests"
....and it was a load of shit. The End.

combat is broken for me, even on easy mode, these bullet sponges are literally unkillable, taking literally tens of thousands of hit points of damage and dealing all kinds of crazy damage back. un-frickin playable. Waaaay too many long drawn out cut scenes that cant be skipped over, this game is utter trash!!

2020 went out with a big bang with cyberpunk to finish it off

“Cyberpunk is a game”-IGN 10/10

My opinion? I love and hate CP2077 at the same time. On one hand great story, characters, quests, music and fun gameplay. On the other hand...blue screens of death (PS 4), bugs, glitches, bad framerate, driving mechanic, dumb police AI...and many, many other technical problems😔

I love how everybody assumed this would be a GREAT game and one of the best games ever just because they made Witcher 3 lmao. I have NEVER preordered a game and I NEVER buy a game in the first month of its release. I don’t trust any of these fuckers. I take a wait and see approach

GTA V was released 7 years ago, you’re telling me you can’t even make a game that’s close to that quality? It’s mind blowing. I understand it’s not the same game, but you should’ve made a game you were capable of making. I just don’t understand it. I’m not a software engineer and I don’t make games but fuck me this is HORRIBLE

i love how joe gets funnier and funnier with his parodys LMFAO it makes perfect sense lmfao

Next game idea: just a glitch/bug sandbox.

Poor Mike Pondsmith. i bet he's pretty bummed at the state of the game and of his creation. I know he had a hand in the process but i can't help but wonder if they kept him out of the loop most of the time, because i doubt he would green light this mess.

Im a big fan in my opinion the game is not that bad and is the first time they made a game like this and using the engine they did is not bad the grphics are amazing on pc and the story isnt that bad if u take your time to play it it has bugs like every rpg open world game they just nees to polish and fix the bugs and issues

25:57 "Feast your eyes on these bad bois' 😂😂😂 The way he starts laughing at the end kills me lol

TooK 2 months to become bored— hmm
The glitchy game is not biggest problem. It’s the absolutely emptiness— it’s like no one is really a live in the game— the NPC- s are just awful

If the rating for a game be like:
1 for Graphics
1 for sound
1 for level design
1 for story and character
1 gameplay
1 creativity
... Cyberpunk 2077 gets only 2 cuz it only has graphics and level design. Absolutely nothing else.

Skyrim with world ending bugs and glitches: am I forgotten already?
Cyberpunk: yes. Yes you are.

Dear God this is bad xD thank you Joe for suffering through for us xD

A quick correction: CP77 is developed in *4 years* not 7 years. The game was just a concept in 2013-2014. But CDPR actually started working on the game *right after* they're done with Witcher 3 DLCs. Of course I'm not sided with them, just wanted to fix a misinformation.

DLC is good shit but have u guys ever tried pre order? It’s got a real kick to it.

They put a add defending the electoral college in the middle of the video saying if it wasn’t for the electoral college the nation would be controlled by California and New York and another state and the other 47 states would have no say. Which is bullshit. All states have Republican and Democratic voters. Their is no state that is 100% red or blue. The electoral college creates swing states and awards the looser the election. It happened 2 times in 20 years

23:30 of course you do because if you didn't say that you wouldn't be able to go to their future events very smart Joe

Lol the bugs are a good distraction for CDPR; the story was lackluster and the gameplay was just as much.

Did the game not meet expectations?

Man... that intro hit a lot harder than I thought it would.

Ah Angry Joe, my hearts goes out to you man, you love games so much but they just keep on letting you down.

Yeeees old review angry joe is back! Long may he last.

Yeah he's has a point this game sucks

Can we talk about how theres no option to date Johnny Silverhand...😑

throwing this into the internet void, comparing Cyberpunk chase scene with Last of us part II chase scene, in both you dont need to kill anything..
in the last of us 2 you only have to kill 2 enemies, but the chase felt a bit more "Real" (havent played cyberpunk , just saw it and it looked funny) - and yet- you can feel the fakeness..
im not saying its a bad game or not , but there are holes in every game.
i remember people praising KOTOR about choices, i once tested countless dialogues, important ones, where most lines would just lead to the same result (without making much sense) and yet the game was great..
so what does makes a game good ? :P

At this point i wonder if u can make it so the glitches r on purpose and u have to overcome some of them to progress in the game? Like theyre part of the story or something. 🤔

Got mine and it works just fine on mine. Maybe needed to restart less an 10 times but mostly really good. Just lucky maybe. Too bad. Universe had so so so much potential..

Even dead island done 100 times better than this.
On ps3

98% of the choices you make / the dialogues you choose have no impact in the story

I'm playing the game on PC, had bugs like texture loading , like in this video, people who talk, while lips aren't moving, but this is next level. Holy shit, so many bugs. At least it is playable , hope i won't encouter game breaking bugs that won't allow me to finish the game. Cause at this point it seems it is possible. I like the game, the atmosphere and sometimes it feels dead ( the world itself) ,but i like this game even if it has a LOT of problems. Stoped playing, waiting for patches.

Been playing this on PS5. Some minor graphical glitches, 2 crashes. It's such a shame...if this game had worked, it would be a masterpiece

13:19 that was NOT a mistake. Mistakes imply unintentional behavior. Acting intentionally, with full knowledge of what your actions will result in, can't be called a mistake. CD Projekt Red can't possibly have NOT known the state of their own game prior to release, yet they chose to prevent the early reviewers from warning people about the full extent of the game's severely undercooked state, so the reviews wouldn't dampen the sales and they could ride the hype train to those sweet millions in profit. That was no mistake.

I just had a dream that Cyberpunk was back on ps4 and I was playing it as a non-buggy game and having fun...









Shit like this is why I'm an insomniac.

Best part is 28:02
Other Joe is nuts. X)
Also what is that music?

The game was not as good as I thought, but it was good. The biggest disappointment was that you could not do the side missions after the main story. You had to do them during the main story which took away from the focus of the game.

Damn other joes legs are 🔥😂

Ok, I don't know if he responded to this but... Were did he get that jacket? anybody knows? Thanks!

This game is so perfect

You need to spend a few weeks on a treadmill.

As AJ grows older he will slowly morph into mildly irritated Joe

I think my ps4 get something in latest patch,,its jamming in all games..

Deus Ex walked so Cyberpunk 2077 could crawl.

"HURRDURR THE REVIEW IS TOO LONG, GOTTA CUT SOME THINGS", proceeds to waste a ton of time with shitty sketches.

So, got a funny story about a glitch that happened to me. I was getting one of Delamain's cab for him, near the outskirts of the City, not in the Badlands yet though. Had to follow it on my bike until it crashed through an old shed. The quest finished, I got my money, and was turning around to leave. All of a sudden, a car pops in, upside down, right on top of me. It dug the front tire of my bike into the ground, and I couldn't move. Didn't even hurt me though. I was... really confused.

Back to Fallout 4 i go.

Sorry, but for a game with this many bugs I can’t call it a ‘good’ game. Nah, fuck it. CDPR outplayed themselves.

I gotta say, the cyberpunk jacket looks awesome, Joe! Great job! 👍

I still don't get what you mean by "knock 3 times". Were you trying to prove your choices do matter? Because that is a rather poor example since all it does is kill you and it loads the save before you die so you knocking 4 times is the mandatory option. They may as well have had V knock on it automatically

14:40 - The opening to the movie Casino

the Codex version had close to 0 bugs on my playthrough. (fkng love that group ♥)

AAA titles have become synonymous with sub-par.

the let's eat grandma song gets me in my head when i'm driving through night city...
aaahhhhhhh.. aaahhhh...

we all know is gone be 2022 or 2023 till this game is properly finished

When Joe mentioned cd projekt hid early access footage for pre-approved stuff, he said it perfectly with this. They knew what they were doing, period. They knew this game was a mess and was in a development mess as well BUT I guess they just assumed the classic polish saying of "eh, it will be alright" like they did with the Witcher 3 with patches. Problem here is cyberpunk was a different beast for them so in a way, they deserve the criticism here. Its a shame because they had potential to grow and show polish studios can be creative. Idk if they can bounce back from this, this game should have been released in the fall time of 2021.
At least ac unity wasn't this bad lol

19:25 Bro that sh!t got me laughing so hard. What's with that shit and that cheesy hip hop music that's playing? 😂🤣22:20-22:45 OMG!!!! I can't take it anymore!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My mum brought the game for my dad recently and surprisingly I didn't see any glitches 😂

Got it in December (2020), waited for updates, playing it now (19 February 2021) on ps4. It's very playable. Graphics are kinda sick. Haven't seen too many glitches. Some things poppin up but overall 0 game breaking glitches. I rather like it. It's a super original game and above all, extremely ambitious. The story sucked me in from the beginning, the gritty city is very well designed with a non game like map. To me it feels like a city where you can get lost in, with all the stores and whores. The vibe super well done. Blade runner royale. Would definitely recommend trying it again. Sure it's not perfect but it's definitely the most interesting and cool game i played in years. The overall feel is like you participate in a Blade runner movie meets Matrix meets Gta. I'm really enjoying my time with it. Graphical and framerate nitpickers might want to skip the ps4 version. But personally loving it. It's 100% an experience every selfrespecting gamer should give a try.

I’d think corpo v would have easily gotten another job at another corporation like immediately. How valuable would it be for militech to hire a former ARASAKA COUNTER INTELLIGENCE OFFICER. Especially one with a grudge. The things V could tell them about could actually give Militech the upper hand in the corporate war Yorinobu seems keen on starting. I actually think it would have been so cool if you do go work for another corporation. It honestly makes too much sense. Too much for CDPR

Cyberpunk 76

this game is awfully terrible, if i could get my money back i would

CDPR: Should we finish the game or use Keanu Reeves?
Everyone else: Finish the game! we've been waiting!
CDPR: But Keanu Reeves
P.S i love Keanu

Simple - NEVER PRE ORDER

when he say about gta 4 on roman calling nico to go bowling, that brings back memories

is that Joel Gertner in ECW lol

your best review intro yet, I laughed my butt off !
Thank you!

31:08 Killed me when you went IN lmfao

hey mate where did you get the jacket?/

I mean, focusing on the PC version and ignore the console versions is fair. All reviews for multiplatform games ignore the PC versions every time (if you can call them versions, some are shitty ports, specially for old games).

Just completed it on PC, I waited a few months as I knew it'd be a shit show. It's still an unfinished game, the story was immersive at the start but it fell off man I just stopped caring. Decent score, a good attempt but 5/10 I reckon. Doesn't even piss on the Witcher 3

This game was 3/10

That's why I don't buy games at realease anymore. Wait for that disccount and get 2 in 1. A fixed game at a cheaper rate :) can't thrust these game companies no mo'

I did enjoy much of this clip, but the content about GFUEL? Well, I have to say it made me never want to ever buy that product ever, in my life. I hope that was your intention.

the only issues I've had in this game is my player character getting suck on parts of the map I thought I could climb; like scaffolding. Apparently that's not mean to be climbed in 2077. I've not seen graphical glitches, no floating NPCs, or any weirdness like I've been seeing on YouTube. However, I'm NOT playing it on a console, which is where a lot of these problems are occurring. I'm playing it on a decently powered gaming PC, with a GTX 2070 Super, 8 core Ryzen 7 3700X, 32GB RAM, m.2 NVMe drives, and so on...

Popular opinion: Cyberpunk 2077 was best game of 2020 and will be best of 2021 after patches and story dlcs. All in all it is one of the best games ever made.

The bugs are part of the lore.

Bro 👏 bro 👏 this is pretty entertaining if I do say so myself.

Cyberbug 2077... Even if bugs were fixed it's still so fucking shallow.

WOW, they handed my man syringes and called it DLC and microtransactions🤣😂

2:45 🍼

Man this drama was good.

"Knock 4 times. Make sure no one follwos you" - Cyberpunk 2077
"2/10 Console Ay Launch" - Angry Joe

12:45 did anyone else get a weird dialogue from the T-pose guy?: he looked at me said "help me I cant move?" ... Im very sure this game was broken on purpose by the devs in retaliation

if rockstar made cyberpunk, there would be cybersharks

"Console ay launch"

Angry PS 4 User

Wtf is principal Joe doing in Mallory Archer's office?

at least piscal merch wasnt poo

i hope so 2

amen

and yes the interors are cool like dependin on if ya nomad v ya can have 3 cars with vs bobblehead