Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.

  • fallen9878


    5 саат мурун

    I can’t believe I saw my most favorite comedian ever get excited over some ahh I love 2021 much love Tom and Bert

  • bizbaby


    8 саат мурун

    I know this was before the capitol surge, but I still think the trump stuff is unfunny and SUPER irresponsible, it’s not even funny to make it worse. PEOPLE’S LIVES WERE LOST MAN! It’s nothing funny about that... he radicalized Americans. He’s a legit traitor... CUT THE SHIT OUT BERT

  • Chandler Gwilliam

    Chandler Gwilliam

    21 саат мурун

    Bobby Lee and Ryan Sickler

  • Patrice Fullhart

    Patrice Fullhart

    2 күн мурун

    Best revenge movie EVER is Salton Sea with Val Kilmer! check it out

  • Ryno


    4 күн мурун

    Come to Australia and try and tell someone not to say "retard" 😂😂😂

  • Marcos Rodriguez

    Marcos Rodriguez

    6 күн мурун

    Tim and ryan!

  • Brennan Weaver

    Brennan Weaver

    8 күн мурун

    LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied

  • mmaassoo


    12 күн мурун

    Smart Tim. This is under YMH

  • Evan Atwood

    Evan Atwood

    21 күн мурун

    Barf got a job from a guy called cheese

  • Crystal Elliott

    Crystal Elliott

    22 күн мурун

    Best guess bear was LeeAnn

  • TheEmzley


    22 күн мурун

    Tim Dillon

  • Austin Murray

    Austin Murray

    23 күн мурун

    If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile

  • Chris Heryla

    Chris Heryla

    24 күн мурун

    Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂

  • Oliver Dansinger

    Oliver Dansinger

    25 күн мурун

    best is bert and push

  • Mayvous *

    Mayvous *

    26 күн мурун

    Best guest was Bobby Lee

  • rajveer khanduja

    rajveer khanduja

    27 күн мурун

    ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT

  • Funny Stuff

    Funny Stuff

    27 күн мурун

    41:20 has Toms best expression ever

  • Michael Stevens

    Michael Stevens

    28 күн мурун

    Law abiding citizen?

  • Gage Mainus

    Gage Mainus

    29 күн мурун


  • 11B BQ

    11B BQ

    Ай мурун

    It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.

  • chloe kruger

    chloe kruger

    Ай мурун

    leanne forsure

  • COOGS12


    Ай мурун

    Naval stones! Lmfao

  • wesoldiersallday


    Ай мурун

    "It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50



    Ай мурун

    Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second

  • Union Wireman

    Union Wireman

    Ай мурун


  • WATTson


    Ай мурун

    Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar

  • Ashleysart Attack

    Ashleysart Attack

    Ай мурун

    I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.

  • Broken Routine Podcast

    Broken Routine Podcast

    Ай мурун


  • Jason Allnatt

    Jason Allnatt

    Ай мурун

    Tim dillon was favorite guest host

  • Steve N. Brule

    Steve N. Brule

    Ай мурун

    Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie

  • Jake Wick

    Jake Wick

    Ай мурун

    Ryan sickler by far



    Ай мурун

    "i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended.



    Ай мурун

    Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation

  • Jack Miles

    Jack Miles

    Ай мурун

    Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh

  • jarl-caysen


    Ай мурун

    1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.

  • Mickala Kabeary

    Mickala Kabeary

    Ай мурун

    Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.

    • jarl-caysen


      Ай мурун

      you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!

  • Johan Ludvigsson

    Johan Ludvigsson

    Ай мурун

    I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating

  • Epic Guy

    Epic Guy

    Ай мурун

    Bobby all the way

  • Brandon Brawner

    Brandon Brawner

    Ай мурун

    this made me feel rat ass

  • Brandon Brawner

    Brandon Brawner

    Ай мурун

    that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb

  • nathan garcia

    nathan garcia

    Ай мурун

    I hate bert.

  • Trevor Carlisle

    Trevor Carlisle

    Ай мурун

    Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.

  • Hide Yah Mom

    Hide Yah Mom

    Ай мурун

    Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler

  • Cameojoe


    Ай мурун

    How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.

  • john y

    john y

    Ай мурун

    Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo.
    Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too.

  • john y

    john y

    Ай мурун

    I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens

  • Average Joe Gaming

    Average Joe Gaming

    Ай мурун

    Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af

  • Tommy L

    Tommy L

    Ай мурун

    Bobby lee

  • Dave Gammon

    Dave Gammon

    Ай мурун

    “I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.

  • Dave Gammon

    Dave Gammon

    Ай мурун

    Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.

  • cakright


    Ай мурун

    Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee

  • 11BangBang


    Ай мурун

    As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂

  • allenc1091


    Ай мурун

    At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL

  • Noe Garcia Jr

    Noe Garcia Jr

    Ай мурун


  • Kelli bell

    Kelli bell

    Ай мурун

    Bobby lee was the best best guest bear

  • Erasmo Flores

    Erasmo Flores

    Ай мурун

    The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!

  • David Mills

    David Mills

    Ай мурун

    Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear

  • Bobby Ludlam

    Bobby Ludlam

    Ай мурун

    1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen

  • TrapHunt


    Ай мурун

    So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.

  • Logan S

    Logan S

    Ай мурун

    This is how advertisements should be done

  • Scott W

    Scott W

    Ай мурун

    Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.

  • Christian Hopkins

    Christian Hopkins

    Ай мурун

    NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little

  • Weston Forced-last-name-display

    Weston Forced-last-name-display

    Ай мурун

    42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler

  • catcruz35


    Ай мурун

    12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂

  • kyla marie

    kyla marie

    Ай мурун

    Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?

  • Brian HL

    Brian HL

    Ай мурун

    hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection.
    we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._

  • zergintrest


    Ай мурун

    Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life.
    Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.

  • Peter Rabbit

    Peter Rabbit

    Ай мурун

    So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?

  • Dennis Cadieux

    Dennis Cadieux

    Ай мурун

    Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.

  • jakey runescape

    jakey runescape

    Ай мурун

    i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people

  • Mike R

    Mike R

    Ай мурун

    1) Sickler
    2) Leann
    3) Tim Dillon
    4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again

  • 마마맘마마마마마ᅡ


    Ай мурун

    This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

  • terry winston

    terry winston

    Ай мурун

    wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.

  • TMAN


    Ай мурун


  • trolrtkorjkhgjdn


    Ай мурун

    bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv

  • Stephen Jenkins

    Stephen Jenkins

    Ай мурун

    Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.

  • Michael Gibson

    Michael Gibson

    Ай мурун

    I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time

  • Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz

    Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz

    Ай мурун

    Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.

  • Jeff Harambe

    Jeff Harambe

    Ай мурун

    I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best.
    The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."

  • Trevor Payne

    Trevor Payne

    Ай мурун

    Best guess 100% Ryan

  • C B

    C B

    Ай мурун

    LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!

  • Miranda Daigle

    Miranda Daigle

    Ай мурун

    Ryan sickler

  • Christian Denmark

    Christian Denmark

    Ай мурун

    The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip

  • Maria Zielinski

    Maria Zielinski

    Ай мурун

    Tie between Bobby & Tim

  • robert mathews

    robert mathews

    Ай мурун


  • Todd Durbin

    Todd Durbin

    Ай мурун

    Sickle cell

  • Marshall McDonough

    Marshall McDonough

    Ай мурун

    1. tym dillen
    2. rian siqler
    3. bobbee lee
    4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)

  • Otaku Andy

    Otaku Andy

    Ай мурун

    Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao

  • Jose Arteaga

    Jose Arteaga

    Ай мурун

    Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!

  • alex soares

    alex soares

    Ай мурун

    Bobby Lee

  • Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

    Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

    Ай мурун

    35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨

  • Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

    Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

    Ай мурун

    12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞

  • Joshua Sanders

    Joshua Sanders

    Ай мурун

    Ryan Sickler was the best

  • Lighthouse094


    Ай мурун

    I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?

  • Lighthouse094


    Ай мурун

    My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH

  • BonBon


    Ай мурун

    Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.

  • Spencer Stutesman

    Spencer Stutesman

    Ай мурун

    I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣

  • Daniel Dominguez

    Daniel Dominguez

    Ай мурун

    Bert is obviously racist...

  • Jason Miller

    Jason Miller

    Ай мурун

    Best guest bear by a long shot was LeAnn

  • Saint BoPo

    Saint BoPo

    Ай мурун

    This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”