Could’ve sworn I heard bastion’s soundtrack for a second there

Mentally balanced boil 😂

You know, after one month, I realized this is actually Buttered Noodles with a heart attack of parmesan. I’m not crazy right?

The translation in the begging is way off

Tip for microwaving butter: turn down the power to 50%

as an italian i was pleasantly surprised by the intro

i am in love.

“Butter fetish”










Italy eggsplaaaaaainnnnn!!!

what was schifoso was the italian in the beginning

As someone who was 22 and single my wrist would not be able to grate all that Parmesan. But at the same time I did cheer and dance for most of my life...

I learned 2 things after this video. Parmesan cheese is all fake unless its Parmigiano Reggiano and that all you need is butter and cheese to make the sauce. I have some Parmigiano Reggiano getting sent in the mail soon. It better be good.

Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing

Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol

i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”

dude you killed it , so funny !

Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋
My stomach: 🤢💩

Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!

I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes

"Pretend you're 22 and single"
Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely

Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have those exact tongs

So you are 35 years old?

I am 22 & Single
Sad

Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

dats what good pussy sounds like

I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

As a Italian I can say this looks good

This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

is your name jordan schlansky?

3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

yuh

*Italian Mac and Cheese*

I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

wow i subscribed

I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you
it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

THE WAP DOE

Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

i have the same bed frame

Puncharini your dongoroni

I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

Ah yes heart attack on plate

"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

That's just way too much Parmesan.
I'd rather use that for pizza.

The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

Hysterical!....great recipe!

Looks good!

I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

The commentary 😆😆😆

Heart burn heart burn burn burn

Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

2:22 he is not wearing pants

My chest hurts wat thing this

Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity,
but srsly it sounds amazing

I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

Butter fetish now a thing

Ridiculous.

This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

"Nice Dissolve"

lol @ the keto gag

“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams




yes, i googled it

i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

butter fetish?

Eggs

Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it.
Great video though 🤙

"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients"
Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD

Talk to yass tonight

This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

Lmmfao!!!

AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

Peepee poopoo

If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

I should call her

3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

I subscribed after 90 seconds

I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

Ysac is theDoo

How did you make the noodles by yourself

Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

U too funny b

That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this