Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

күнү жарыяланды 2021-ж., 19-янв.
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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

You Suck At Cooking
  • Legit Name

    Legit Name

    Күн мурун

    Could’ve sworn I heard bastion’s soundtrack for a second there

  • Anna Wight

    Anna Wight

    Күн мурун

    Mentally balanced boil 😂

  • Elijah Limjoco

    Elijah Limjoco

    Күн мурун

    You know, after one month, I realized this is actually Buttered Noodles with a heart attack of parmesan. I’m not crazy right?

  • Geovany Arias

    Geovany Arias

    2 күн мурун

    The translation in the begging is way off

  • Samantha Lowe

    Samantha Lowe

    2 күн мурун

    Tip for microwaving butter: turn down the power to 50%

  • Letizia Cannone

    Letizia Cannone

    2 күн мурун

    as an italian i was pleasantly surprised by the intro

  • sandie accarier

    sandie accarier

    2 күн мурун

    i am in love.

  • CrIMson Red

    CrIMson Red

    3 күн мурун

    “Butter fetish”

    Italy eggsplaaaaaainnnnn!!!

  • Virginia Riva

    Virginia Riva

    3 күн мурун

    what was schifoso was the italian in the beginning

  • RebeccaH808


    3 күн мурун

    As someone who was 22 and single my wrist would not be able to grate all that Parmesan. But at the same time I did cheer and dance for most of my life...

  • MyGuitarTwerks


    3 күн мурун

    I learned 2 things after this video. Parmesan cheese is all fake unless its Parmigiano Reggiano and that all you need is butter and cheese to make the sauce. I have some Parmigiano Reggiano getting sent in the mail soon. It better be good.



    3 күн мурун

    Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing

  • Anne Caru

    Anne Caru

    4 күн мурун

    Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol

  • jianna w

    jianna w

    4 күн мурун

    i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”

  • R C

    R C

    4 күн мурун

    dude you killed it , so funny !

  • Nonpro Minecrafters

    Nonpro Minecrafters

    5 күн мурун

    Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋
    My stomach: 🤢💩

  • RemyCherryBomb Gaming

    RemyCherryBomb Gaming

    5 күн мурун

    Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!

  • Emma Jenkin

    Emma Jenkin

    5 күн мурун

    I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes

  • Chebron


    5 күн мурун

    "Pretend you're 22 and single"
    Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely

  • mrboogy1


    5 күн мурун

    Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • NoodleHq


    6 күн мурун

    I have those exact tongs

  • Twin Tyara

    Twin Tyara

    6 күн мурун

    So you are 35 years old?

  • Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008


    6 күн мурун

    I am 22 & Single

  • Memonke


    9 күн мурун

    Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

  • C B

    C B

    9 күн мурун

    dats what good pussy sounds like

  • gdlk


    9 күн мурун

    I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

  • Fay Anne Aura Arts

    Fay Anne Aura Arts

    9 күн мурун

    So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

  • ClassyAF


    10 күн мурун

    10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

  • James Prayter

    James Prayter

    10 күн мурун

    As a Italian I can say this looks good

  • JR


    10 күн мурун

    This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

  • Yonah2E


    11 күн мурун

    is your name jordan schlansky?

  • BS Corvin

    BS Corvin

    12 күн мурун

    3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

  • fantasia yoo

    fantasia yoo

    12 күн мурун


  • Ueu Ch.

    Ueu Ch.

    13 күн мурун

    *Italian Mac and Cheese*

  • Kuka Simmon

    Kuka Simmon

    13 күн мурун

    I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

  • Tyler


    14 күн мурун

    wow i subscribed

  • Harriet Gough

    Harriet Gough

    14 күн мурун

    I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

  • SonyTheSunGod


    14 күн мурун

    0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

  • Cesar Rangel

    Cesar Rangel

    14 күн мурун

    My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

  • DiamondJax08


    15 күн мурун

    ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you
    it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

  • Common Art

    Common Art

    15 күн мурун


  • Wondie Kgosiemang

    Wondie Kgosiemang

    16 күн мурун

    Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

  • I Break Things

    I Break Things

    16 күн мурун

    So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

  • William Sampson

    William Sampson

    17 күн мурун

    i have the same bed frame

  • Razorbliz


    17 күн мурун

    Puncharini your dongoroni

  • Marcus Enos

    Marcus Enos

    17 күн мурун

    I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

  • Doge Coont

    Doge Coont

    18 күн мурун

    I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

  • tarfathewise


    18 күн мурун

    Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

  • Bartosz Ziółkowski

    Bartosz Ziółkowski

    18 күн мурун

    Ah yes heart attack on plate

  • Melissa Packard Lavin

    Melissa Packard Lavin

    19 күн мурун

    "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

  • dépaysement


    19 күн мурун

    I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

  • Craig Grady

    Craig Grady

    19 күн мурун

    As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

  • SwiftBlade4


    20 күн мурун

    That's just way too much Parmesan.
    I'd rather use that for pizza.

  • seavision


    20 күн мурун

    The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

  • cblue


    20 күн мурун

    Hysterical!....great recipe!

  • Microwave cucumber

    Microwave cucumber

    20 күн мурун

    Looks good!

  • ROYAL_ T

    ROYAL_ T

    20 күн мурун

    I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

  • Nathan Mendoza

    Nathan Mendoza

    20 күн мурун

    The commentary 😆😆😆

  • Joe york

    Joe york

    20 күн мурун

    Heart burn heart burn burn burn

  • Adrian Kitson

    Adrian Kitson

    21 күн мурун

    Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

  • Fortune Mogoneg

    Fortune Mogoneg

    21 күн мурун

    2:22 he is not wearing pants

  • Gravy B

    Gravy B

    21 күн мурун

    My chest hurts wat thing this

  • simqbi


    21 күн мурун

    Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity,
    but srsly it sounds amazing

  • Khams No

    Khams No

    21 күн мурун

    I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

  • trash gaming dump

    trash gaming dump

    21 күн мурун

    Butter fetish now a thing

  • Sue XoXo

    Sue XoXo

    21 күн мурун


  • TheSmallzfry


    22 күн мурун

    This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

  • Lawrence Kassab

    Lawrence Kassab

    22 күн мурун

    "Nice Dissolve"

  • JimmyBoogaloo


    22 күн мурун

    lol @ the keto gag

  • Erik Koch

    Erik Koch

    22 күн мурун

    “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

  • Roo


    22 күн мурун

    just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams

    yes, i googled it

  • Boken


    23 күн мурун

    i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

  • GumGoblin


    23 күн мурун

    butter fetish?

  • Bob Bob

    Bob Bob

    23 күн мурун


  • Dexpo89


    23 күн мурун

    Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

  • Tobi Pohan

    Tobi Pohan

    23 күн мурун

    Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

  • Себастьян Фишер

    Себастьян Фишер

    23 күн мурун

    "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

  • The Panda Bookkeeper

    The Panda Bookkeeper

    23 күн мурун

    Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it.
    Great video though 🤙

  • Juli


    24 күн мурун

    "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients"
    Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

  • Dezimio


    24 күн мурун

    Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

  • Dicey


    24 күн мурун


  • Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf

    Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf

    24 күн мурун

    Talk to yass tonight

  • Derek Jeter

    Derek Jeter

    24 күн мурун

    This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

  • Nneon Knightt

    Nneon Knightt

    24 күн мурун


  • Prevenge IX

    Prevenge IX

    24 күн мурун

    AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

  • who took a shit in the toilet

    who took a shit in the toilet

    24 күн мурун

    Peepee poopoo

  • Marc Harrison

    Marc Harrison

    24 күн мурун

    If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

  • Aurora Bjørkavåg

    Aurora Bjørkavåg

    24 күн мурун

    ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

  • mila


    25 күн мурун

    jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

  • Keith Welsh

    Keith Welsh

    25 күн мурун

    I should call her

  • Anirban Chakraborty

    Anirban Chakraborty

    25 күн мурун

    3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

  • Qi Zhang

    Qi Zhang

    25 күн мурун

    I subscribed after 90 seconds

  • Erin T.

    Erin T.

    25 күн мурун

    I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

  • Hope Fletcher

    Hope Fletcher

    25 күн мурун

    You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

  • ŸümMy GGG

    ŸümMy GGG

    25 күн мурун

    Ysac is theDoo

  • zey


    25 күн мурун

    How did you make the noodles by yourself

  • Mr Davis

    Mr Davis

    25 күн мурун

    Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

  • doddles_of thecrafts

    doddles_of thecrafts

    25 күн мурун

    U too funny b

  • darknight121000


    26 күн мурун

    That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

  • wintrparkgrl


    26 күн мурун

    he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this