tommy when you said you wanted to be a speedrunner i never could have anticipated marriage

I just realized I am the same age as Tommy.

10:02 save this part and show it to tommy's future wife

Tommy : you’re my girlfriend
Girl :🤮

you're not married tommy. you'll never be married. cause you'll be with me. you're my bitch boy. now gimme my huggies

did wilbur lose his voice?

9:58
imma just keep this here for when it all went downhill XD

“Nice one wife-haver” hits different now

My man be speedrunning marriage

Cap

When mom finds the poop sock: 1:22

12:47

futures video: i speed ran marriage

Philza Minecraft, professional crime fighter man

Love your videos ❤️❤️❤️

Was that thief Ted?

Man, I feel old, Tommy's barely 2 years older than I am

No one: ... Phill: HuNny? WhErES mY sUpERsUiT?!

that one time

Next video is going to be called I spoke to Patches, I am calling it

no i know what wap means

I think you’re annoying, but I still subbed

Bruh Tommy is only 3 year’s older than me

How is it that when Tommy is playing with someone and he mentioned any one of their family members they just go
“Oh YoU wAnnA mEeT TheM!”

I’m tired and that title actually made me laugh I want to step on a lego brick 38 times

00:00 I thought it was going to be a king crimson or queen song

I love how he cut out the part where he looks up what gaslighting means lol

Not gonna lie I would be Tommys wife if I had the chance. we females need more males like Tommy

GO ON LOVE OR HOST TOMMY!!!

U can meet ppl on roblox like i did :>

no wife happy life

The butcher was technoblade

Anyone else notice that Wilbur sounded sick?

So about 15

milk nice

Sad Smart Fridge Noises

oh well the preist wont aprove me ever if i go get married rip

If only I wasnt american. Id be Tommys wife.

wth

wtfff

Wait why did I find Wilbur giving Phillza pebbles so cute and wholesome, if there is a video of that, please send the link

Excuse me, you're my girlfriend

Tommy : How do I get a wife
Me : TOMMY IM HEREEEEE
(This is a JOKEEEE)

at the very beginning, when she said "divorce"
TOMMY I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MA TEA THE FUUU-

I met my girlfriend on DeviantArt

just use fuckin tinder

wilbur: cant talk well cuz he has covid 19 lol

you got wilbur going and he just couldn’t stop HAHAH

I ABSOLUTELY DIED WHEN IT FLASHED TO "Excuse me, You're my girlfriend."

Tommy it’s ok I think your videos are hilarious 😂

I love how tommy refers to philza as “philza minecraft” kinda like how people say “sans undertale”

I'm half a stack old🤣

Speed run marrige

I've firmly decided to become lesbian so I don't have a husband to do this to me

the quotes from this are something special. But i disagree that people should eat their wedding rings and cut down their wives with a lawnmower.

Does Tommy live Coventry

Worship and prayer

take a note everyone, if you ever see tommy irl *don’t make eye contact*

This entire conversation canon it’s gotta be

tommy when he has a wife and she sees this

WHAT TOMMY IS SIXTEEN AND DOES NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHAAAAAAAAT

ah the wife haver before his glory days

Yo my mans anti tick tock

hold on... how does tommy have tipped arrows? those take dragon’s breath

I subbed :) thx tommy!

Phil seems like such a good father figure lmao

clickbait

Wifes:WE HATE HUSBAND TO
BECAUSE THERE LAZY!

Wait philza is married?!?!??! He's THAT old?!?!?!?

Dude I didn’t realize Phil is twice Tommy’s age

“I’m in the mood for a *W I F E* right now”

when did he turn 16?

ghostbur is high

4:43

4:46

Huh your 16 in 15

Are we not gonna talk about George beating up Tommy in the beginning? No? Ok.

3 months later tommyinnits name changes to wifehaver so strange

Tommyinnit: I hate Tiktok
Also Tommyinnit: I'm going on Tiktok

4:40

Muuuuuum am I adopted “ yaaaaaaaaa “ oh

Tommy could marry Charli dmelio

The fresh view optically wave because tray fittingly continue after a private beautician. squeamish, zealous fine

I already sub

Tommy is really radiating Micheal energy from the way he’s jumping straight to marriage

What's happened with wilber voice

Whats stopping me ur personally

Tommy:'I just stare at people to intimate them'
No one:
Edward in Twilight:'i watch u sleep'

this is funnier than the mod videos

not me watching this on a Tuesday

you really are annoying------tommy

Tommy: I intimidate them until they love me
People who read enemies to lovers fan fics: Seems about right

Hey Tommy I know how it feels but you and drista has a strong bond so why not drista

I like that he removed the part where he looked up what “gaslight” means. That made me cackle

YOUUU AREE 16???? JGFJDHSNSAC

Tommy

11:11 at least he doesn't see women as objects o-o

Shit the one time oh go-

Yes,

why does tommyinnit always laugh hysterically at everything