Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

күнү жарыяланды 2020-ж., 28-окт.
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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

Ted Nivison


    Ай мурун

    Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle

    • Ellington Thomas

      Ellington Thomas

      9 күн мурун

      This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.

    • Ryan Beardsleys

      Ryan Beardsleys

      23 күн мурун

      @TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply

    • THEMaNIsWOrTHit


      24 күн мурун


    • Dante Damm

      Dante Damm

      24 күн мурун

      Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao

    • TheRosieGhost Gaming

      TheRosieGhost Gaming

      27 күн мурун

      Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content

  • selmioio


    11 саат мурун

    bruh u look like young robert downey jr

  • JouJneyArachmach


    14 саат мурун

    u sound like young tom hanks

  • Remprixv C

    Remprixv C

    Күн мурун

    Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌

  • Kyle H

    Kyle H

    Күн мурун

    Wood fired pizza
    How’s pizza supposed to get a job now

  • miat


    Күн мурун

    forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?

  • Raphael Trillanes

    Raphael Trillanes

    Күн мурун

    Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.

  • Head of a thousand sheep's wool

    Head of a thousand sheep's wool

    Күн мурун

    The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video

  • The Englishman

    The Englishman

    Күн мурун

    I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon

  • Drunken Sailor

    Drunken Sailor

    2 күн мурун


  • Mitaki TM

    Mitaki TM

    2 күн мурун

    I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.

  • Netsu Dreams

    Netsu Dreams

    2 күн мурун

    *me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*

  • Hello Goodbye

    Hello Goodbye

    2 күн мурун

    Should have used the dough hook

  • Maluga Whale

    Maluga Whale

    3 күн мурун

    Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet”
    Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”

  • BLindley2k23


    3 күн мурун

    "No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*

  • BLindley2k23


    3 күн мурун

    "He Clearly Likes It!"

  • Ronan Healey

    Ronan Healey

    3 күн мурун

    Why does Ted look normal in the costume?

  • Daniel Lubers

    Daniel Lubers

    3 күн мурун

    Why u say fuck so much

    • Remprixv C

      Remprixv C

      Күн мурун


  • FallMusic


    4 күн мурун

    Please get this man on the great British bakeoff

  • Claydon Cathorall

    Claydon Cathorall

    4 күн мурун

    The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo

  • Mason Knapp

    Mason Knapp

    4 күн мурун

    Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife

  • Christopher Doman

    Christopher Doman

    4 күн мурун

    Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer

  • NiBBa Lightning

    NiBBa Lightning

    5 күн мурун

    Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿

  • N3K0


    5 күн мурун

    i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-

  • yellow m&m

    yellow m&m

    6 күн мурун

    the american version of wilbur

    • Remprixv C

      Remprixv C

      Күн мурун


  • Silent Siege

    Silent Siege

    6 күн мурун

    I'm getting rum ads now thanks

  • fish swim

    fish swim

    7 күн мурун

    gotta love teddy

  • Motivational Lizard

    Motivational Lizard

    7 күн мурун

    Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza

  • FuckSmucker


    7 күн мурун

    The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters

  • Orij


    7 күн мурун

    If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.

  • D’angelo Onfroy

    D’angelo Onfroy

    8 күн мурун

    Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.

  • Dawson's Things and stuffs 2

    Dawson's Things and stuffs 2

    8 күн мурун


  • William Ledbetter

    William Ledbetter

    8 күн мурун

    Are you Ted Nivison?

  • EmilyCanSortaDraw :3

    EmilyCanSortaDraw :3

    8 күн мурун

    I’ll take your entire stock

  • Photography Craze

    Photography Craze

    8 күн мурун

    also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it

  • Photography Craze

    Photography Craze

    8 күн мурун

    sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!

  • Gabe H

    Gabe H

    8 күн мурун

    Why does he know william osman

  • SriFoo


    8 күн мурун

    Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.

  • Ana Cruz

    Ana Cruz

    9 күн мурун

    Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through

  • JackTheFlea10


    9 күн мурун

    13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn

  • Kayno _

    Kayno _

    9 күн мурун

    Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕

  • crissy s.

    crissy s.

    9 күн мурун

    POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok

  • Amelia Chastain

    Amelia Chastain

    9 күн мурун

    I’m from TikTok...

  • Chan _101

    Chan _101

    10 күн мурун

    i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube



    10 күн мурун

    13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass

  • YikesItsElora


    10 күн мурун

    he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts

  • HCGosling


    10 күн мурун

    That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make

  • MrMs Anime

    MrMs Anime

    10 күн мурун

    ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife

  • Victoria Salinas

    Victoria Salinas

    10 күн мурун

    Christmas edition:
    Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger
    First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!

  • 3 unskippable ads

    3 unskippable ads

    10 күн мурун

    "I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!"
    *car ad plays*

  • yami supersleuth

    yami supersleuth

    10 күн мурун

    Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?

  • yo hammy

    yo hammy

    11 күн мурун

    Me with my gf 9:46

  • Robo Donut

    Robo Donut

    11 күн мурун

    1:17 ad

  • Jebus


    11 күн мурун

    It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it

  • Honestly_Ally


    11 күн мурун

    i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.

  • saddly


    11 күн мурун


  • luigi77714


    12 күн мурун

    You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really.
    Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better

  • Blubers


    12 күн мурун

    dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins

  • kata kankus

    kata kankus

    12 күн мурун

    watching you make the dough is pain



    13 күн мурун

    Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180

  • VeRtOgO 711

    VeRtOgO 711

    13 күн мурун

    Good job you tube mentioned ya

  • Lazy Beams

    Lazy Beams

    13 күн мурун

    @Binging With Babish please

  • Kingshrimp


    13 күн мурун

    It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)

  • Lindsay Schultz

    Lindsay Schultz

    13 күн мурун

    Best opening ever.

  • monochromatic _child

    monochromatic _child

    14 күн мурун

    my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol

  • BavaDava80


    14 күн мурун

    Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO

  • Koni Keebi

    Koni Keebi

    14 күн мурун

    1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already

  • A_W_EM


    14 күн мурун

    "i looked at po..."
    mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all

  • Simon Emir Santamaria

    Simon Emir Santamaria

    14 күн мурун

    yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes

  • Pyruh


    15 күн мурун

    Where's your eyepatch Ted?

  • sarahwhat


    15 күн мурун

    My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao

  • noatryy


    15 күн мурун

    I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.

  • yick2sav’


    15 күн мурун

    0:38 big lion

  • Jennifer McKenzie

    Jennifer McKenzie

    15 күн мурун

    Technically, people did try to kill people with tomatoes. So, someone might have made a pizza trying to assassinate someone.

  • Lizards_And_Jelly


    15 күн мурун

    14:47 it looks like pumpkin pie

  • Its YourFam

    Its YourFam

    16 күн мурун

    Some will call him ted Bundy others will call him ted copperneck

  • Admiral MacK

    Admiral MacK

    16 күн мурун

    I read the title as “Making pizza but I’m a pizza”



    16 күн мурун

    “Pizza has a long and accurate history”

  • Silas van der Merwe

    Silas van der Merwe

    16 күн мурун

    you say you're making it from scratch but you don't even cultivate your own yeast? lame

  • Lora Jackson

    Lora Jackson

    16 күн мурун


  • Wolfie Empress

    Wolfie Empress

    16 күн мурун

    At least it was edible

  • KᗩI


    16 күн мурун

    pozza/ 🦷

  • Womwom Monch

    Womwom Monch

    16 күн мурун

    The more ted gets stressed he turns more midwesters

  • Neonstripe the Angry Canadian

    Neonstripe the Angry Canadian

    16 күн мурун

    Why is Ted a better idubbbz then idubbbz

  • Aurora Dragon

    Aurora Dragon

    17 күн мурун

    Ted where did youu get your glasses I want to get a pair fr my husband

  • ThatGuyAtMcdonalds S

    ThatGuyAtMcdonalds S

    17 күн мурун

    Ted you should make a video of you eating every pop tart flavors and then rank them

  • Mrawesomeboss


    17 күн мурун

    Yo soy yo soy el bano ted nivisiõn

  • Aiden Adkisson

    Aiden Adkisson

    18 күн мурун

    Bro, pleaseeee make more cooking with ted's

  • Lukque.mp4


    18 күн мурун

    Wait who is Ron Paul

  • Dubbio


    18 күн мурун

    This reminds me of markiplier makes

  • Dylan Carlson

    Dylan Carlson

    18 күн мурун

    5:56 why does it sound like Ted is trying to convince himself that that truly is how the original pirates did it

  • Jordan Wolfe

    Jordan Wolfe

    18 күн мурун

    I like how unnecessarily long and detailed the burning pizza, dancing pirate intro was. Please make the next video’s animated intro longer. I want to feel like it will never end and then get strangely into it like an anime intro. Please, ted, I need this.

  • MilkyDude 23

    MilkyDude 23

    18 күн мурун

    @BabishCulinaryUniverse hook this man up

  • Clarissa Benbrook

    Clarissa Benbrook

    19 күн мурун

    it’s the “William i gotta go” for me 🤣🤣

  • Hannah Hoeper

    Hannah Hoeper

    19 күн мурун

    I was fucking losing it when he used the tomato peeler on the tomato 🤞

  • Eliza Reyes

    Eliza Reyes

    19 күн мурун

    Id love to see Ted try to master the art of sushi.....maybe some day

  • Anonymous Platypus

    Anonymous Platypus

    19 күн мурун


  • grimegirrrl


    19 күн мурун

    Ted the the ultimate chaotic entity

  • Caleb Adams

    Caleb Adams

    19 күн мурун

    Ted is the embodiment of chaotic corporate energy

  • Racksor


    19 күн мурун

    should have some better flour than bread flour (Tipo 00)