Does Brian not own a hair brush?

That moment he took that first unexpected cut and half of us said, "Oh!" in horror...

the mullet was good, actually

You didn't have to go that hard for us, but you did, and that's awesome. Committed to the bit. I can admire that.

the bowl cut makes you look exactly like vector from despicable me

HOW DOES BRIAN MAKE A MULLET LOOK SO GOOD

brian: *doesn’t use conditioner*
me, with super curly hair: is that allowed?

Oh no

With the mullet/ponytail, you looked like Guybrush Threepwood. I cannot give another human being a bigger compliment.

yo how do you do your hair?

you left out bald with shaved eyebrows

I just realized. He's got Chris Hayes hair now

His hair looks exactly like mine. Exactly

me having long hair and seeing him chop it, I grab my own hair running my fingers through it in surprised shock

He looks good.

I'm a big dunkus and I dont know shit about hair

Me, a curly-haired girl who only uses her hairdryer to seal plastic around her windows at the start of winter: 👀

oh my god just hit minute 8–

i was today years old when i learned i am five months older than this man. love the hair btw! long or short.

I got a hair in my mouth while watching this video.

I use the same Axe messy hair product and I try not to admit this to people, but screw it, it's good stuff!

why did the mullet look so good?/

He now looks like Steve from blues clues

Rango starr

I was waiting for a last minute rash decision to shave it completely off.

watching u apply hair oil from root to end instead of end to root: this is fine he is trying .......... this is f i n e.......

Buzz it all, shave it smooth. Coward.

brian: mullet maintenance
me w mullet: my time has come. i can have the brian flavor of mullet now

oh my god I basically got the Ringo but like chloe moriondo yesterday I’m having a stroke the amount of times I’ve been called one of the Beatles in the past day I-

lost it when you pulled out the lao gan ma

I was not expecting him to actually cut his hair, so 8:21 really caught me off-guard. Of course, I shouldn't have been surprised (especially with what he said leading up to that moment) but then theRE WERE SCISSORS IN HIS HANDS AND I WAS GASPING

Omg why did I put off watching this?
First half: aw this is fun
Second half: uncontrollable wheeze laughing and crying from the quality content

Speaking of Stranger Things, with that bowl cut, it's good to know where to go if netflix ever needs to timeskip Will Byers

and I thought the lao gan ma was gonna be the most out of pocket thing in this video

Do not invoke the unholy scent of the middle school locker room. I'm in Australia (same age as you) and we have the exact same thing. The choking haze of Lynx haunts me over a decade later 😂

Thank you brian, very cool

Really glad I took a semester of hairstyling and aesthetics in high school so when the rona happened I kind of sort of already knew how to cut my hair. Were still some harrowing "oh boy i definitely just made it worse" moments

You are the best! I enjoy you form of storytelling

I have the same type of hair and seeing you with long hair is giving me some longing feelings for when I had long hair like that. Then I got half way through this video...

You're my hair inspiration

The mullet actually kinds works on him.

Evolution of the haircut:
9:03 Billy Ray Cyrus, eat your heart out.
9:12 Liberty’s Kids inspo
10:59 Welcome to the monastery.
13:52 Same hair as my brother.

The mullet had you looking like the guy from Treasure Planet

Huzzah 1 more year and I too can have the BDG hair

this is honest to god what my first day at hair cuttery was like

9:12 Guybrush Threepwood

"Except.." -Rains of Castamere plays-

A definitely relatable quarantine experience

You know what, could have been worse

You missed a golden opportunity to get the rat tail to have a comeback, just saying.

you forgot bald

tbh i color my hair alot and this helps way more than i care to admit

Karen is so cute, i wanna hug her

My hair is also greasy-yet-frizzy. It looks like straw when I blow dry it. I once let a hairdresser do it to see if maybe I was just doing it wrong, but she made it look terrible too. If I heap on the conditioner or add even small amounts of oil, it looks like a stringy matted mess. Winter is just not a good season for my hair.

This was like watching the scene from ATLA where Azula is chopping off her hair but your just worried about BDG the whole time and also screaming

The fact that he calls Karen by her full name is so funny to me

When he does the mullet and puts his hair in a ponytail, he gives me Guybrush Threepwood vibes

I genuinely learned a lot.
My hair is shit

That mullet made him look like the main character of Treasure Planet

This is the Jenna Marbles chaotic energy that I’ve been missing

As a trans lady newly learning to take care of her long hair for once in her life, I really appreciated the advice in this video! Well, the first eight minutes anyhow. I appreciated the back half the same way I appreciate, like, Saw movies.

I learnt so damn much

The mullet was the best but the bowlcut is the real mvp

@brad mondo please react

It’s very inspiring to know I’m not the only person on the planet with messy hair that does whatever it wants. I’ve even used the blow dryer technique!

you kinda looked like Sephiroth

This is hysterical. I also guided my hair into a certain direction: Baldness. Baldness is quiet a convenient thing, yes it is!

Karen!

that bowl cut made you look like narcissa wright, oh my god

5:48 MY MAN REFEREED TO CIS DUDES SPECIFICALLY AND THUS ACKNOWLEDGED TRANS MEN EXIST AND I AM SCREAMING IN JOY

"because I am... a cis dude"
-an egg

Good thumbnail!

9:26 my name is Endigo Montoya, you've killed my father PREPARE TO SHORT!

that mullet hairstyle is exactly the same Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island has.

1:14 Good call dude, they would've had you on WikiFeet.

He ended up with a really nice cut, on the whole. I mean, from here.

everyone knows that there's some kind of continuity between Brian's different scripted videos. But now, he establishes the LGMCU (Lao Gan Ma Cinematic Universe) that links all of his lifestyle videos.

4:16 Alfred F jones lookin....

hh h ha ir t u b e

I'm pretty sure Brian is either God or could kill God with the bowl cut

You gave yourself a face lift with that hair cut. You look amazing, don't let people fuk wit u💕

You look nice. =)

Ringo Starr's bastard brother, Rango Stairs

There was a moment there where you dipped *way* too far into looking like ProJared, but you pulled out of it at the last second.

VECTOR

WaIT NO

As a cosmo student and knowing exactly what should have been down and how to improve it, I found this very entertaining

11 minutes in he finally realised his dream of becoming rock lee

I'm bald why am I watching this?

I think the best part is the slow zoom on the outtro to the bald streaks on the back of Brian's head.
It's really not that bad of a haircut besides that part though.

When I had short hair, I LOVED using that axe styler gel or whatever! and it doesn't smell that strongly, either!

...i should get a hair dryer

okay yall, long or short, im growing mine out again and i need validation

i wish i was more like brian sometimes

It's funny because it's just constant stress followed "oh actually it doesn't look that WAIT!!"

I’m embarrassed to admit that I think the mullet looked really nice

oh hey that gluttony shampoo might be just what i need lemme just check where i caAYYY AYY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S $70 BRIAN????

A very powerful video

Your bowl cut reveal made me cry laugh for 4 minutes straight. Useless for the post-bowl cut reveal of your video. Had to rewatch

i liked him with the mullet the best