Weekend Update: New Dick’s Sporting Goods Store & Taylor Swift Re-Records Album - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Tyler Perry developing a new Madea TV series.
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  • TheNazia21

    TheNazia21

    4 күн мурун

    Michael Che ❤️👏

  • Lance Murashige

    Lance Murashige

    6 күн мурун

    What joke was cut at 0:55?

  • Kate FX

    Kate FX

    6 күн мурун

    "allegedly"

  • Dakota Flores

    Dakota Flores

    8 күн мурун

    The joke about the man calling the police on the lady who broke in when he saw she wasn’t attractive is so sadly realistic

  • The Gman

    The Gman

    9 күн мурун

    Who the fuck boo'd?

  • Andrew Nichelson

    Andrew Nichelson

    9 күн мурун

    Hot audience that week

  • Eli Lev

    Eli Lev

    10 күн мурун

    Thx for uploading. If you have a second come check out my cover of Chris Stapleton - I'm an indie artist and think you may dig my sound. Really appreciate it!

  • Matt Kallay

    Matt Kallay

    15 күн мурун

    The Lizzie Borden house has been a bed and breakfast for years

  • Ray Whitehead

    Ray Whitehead

    16 күн мурун

    SNL no longer relevant. Yep a kids show now

  • What's Going On?

    What's Going On?

    16 күн мурун

    Weekend update? Nahh you should watch what’s going on

  • Paul Revere

    Paul Revere

    16 күн мурун

    Did you hear the founder of Big Large Mansions has created a new antidepressant for folks with her symptoms? It’s called trydickagain...

  • Paul Revere

    Paul Revere

    16 күн мурун

    Until Saturday night live offer the same level of ridicule toward geriatric lunatic Beijing Joe Biden that they did American patriot President Donald Trump they are Saturday night dead as far as I am pconcerned.

  • H Anne

    H Anne

    17 күн мурун

    I have a feeling SNL is about to be done. No one can take a fucking joke anymore. The past two seasons have been teetering on the ledge. RIP SNL

  • Maya Perez

    Maya Perez

    18 күн мурун

    The Starbucks thing is interesting when literally nowhere will serve me in my reusable travel dishware

  • Chris CA

    Chris CA

    19 күн мурун

    Taylor Swift. Long live like Peron.

  • Ashley Houston

    Ashley Houston

    19 күн мурун

    Was he meaning Selena when he said the daily inn

  • Chris CA

    Chris CA

    19 күн мурун

    She is going to be the statue of liberty's flame and prepare 20 years for war

  • Chris CA

    Chris CA

    19 күн мурун

    Abigail my grandmother is going to reborn through me and Taylor Swift I'm going to the father and Taylor Swift the mother

  • vaahtobileet

    vaahtobileet

    20 күн мурун

    0:13 is this even a joke? How is that a funny thing to say in front of a live audience?

  • Steven Kaye

    Steven Kaye

    20 күн мурун

    Sandwich ma

  • El Bruce

    El Bruce

    20 күн мурун

    Lizzie Borden was found not guilty.

  • Jason Thompson

    Jason Thompson

    20 күн мурун

    Lmfaooooo

  • Igor Schmidlapp

    Igor Schmidlapp

    21 күн мурун

    Dunkin's promotion is to return a donut after taking a bite out of it so they can resell it... ;-P

  • soiung toiue

    soiung toiue

    21 күн мурун

    "The man called the police as soon as he found out the woman wasn't attractive"🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

  • birdsoffir

    birdsoffir

    23 күн мурун

    SNL is too woke and one sided for me. The show is garbage anyway. Not funny and pushing communism and they don’t even know realize it.

  • Maxiuis Knight

    Maxiuis Knight

    23 күн мурун

    Love che's jokes

  • Video Game Sanctuary

    Video Game Sanctuary

    23 күн мурун

    Just get the vaccine, blood clots are ALL the rage right now man! HAHA

  • Galactus MMA

    Galactus MMA

    23 күн мурун

    The Averngers!!!! LMFAO!

  • Marie Blade

    Marie Blade

    24 күн мурун

    And that's why I drink dunkin lol

  • Genevieve Van-Catledge

    Genevieve Van-Catledge

    24 күн мурун

    That “will.i.was” joke was brutal.
    Brutal, but accurate. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • PaGus Music

    PaGus Music

    25 күн мурун

    Will I was is my fav in this one Lol

  • Brianne McCasland

    Brianne McCasland

    25 күн мурун

    It's honestly so jarring to hear the audience laughter. I almost stopped the video

  • Christina Sersif

    Christina Sersif

    25 күн мурун

    Will I was 🤣

  • oubrioko

    oubrioko

    25 күн мурун

    *_The Averngers:_*_ Age of Ultraperm_

  • Mike Linehan

    Mike Linehan

    25 күн мурун

    One of the best in a long time

  • Twisted Resister

    Twisted Resister

    25 күн мурун

    Will.I.Was ha ha ha....

  • Glenn H

    Glenn H

    26 күн мурун

    Dunkin so much smarter than Starbucks ... Facts

  • Leonard Ssenkindu

    Leonard Ssenkindu

    26 күн мурун

    Insane, lol 🤪😂😈

  • kristina niemeyer

    kristina niemeyer

    26 күн мурун

    I hope these gentlemen get paid top dollar because they make my Saturday night fun

  • James Joiner

    James Joiner

    26 күн мурун

    Starbucks is a little late on the "Borrow A Cup" thing.....restaurants have been doing it for YEARSSSSS

  • cybersquire

    cybersquire

    26 күн мурун

    I’m totally on board for an “Averngers” movie!

  • Just Aguy

    Just Aguy

    26 күн мурун

    Don't knock on Dick's too much. They were the first store that sells sporting goods to ban firearms. I respect them.

  • Jerwarrick Hartzog

    Jerwarrick Hartzog

    27 күн мурун

    Che killed it.

  • Bryan Wilkins

    Bryan Wilkins

    27 күн мурун

    Bird feeder eaters unite. We ain't going to take this crap anymore. Next we won"t be allowed to partake of birdbaths.

  • bocoy noiu

    bocoy noiu

    27 күн мурун

    I think Update is the most solidly funny segment in SNL.

  • J Moolah

    J Moolah

    27 күн мурун

    When did y'all get funny again?

  • tommyt1971

    tommyt1971

    27 күн мурун

    The Averngers... cut to Jost SHDH.

  • tdtone2

    tdtone2

    27 күн мурун

    I would totally go watch "The Averngers" movie!! 🍿🍿🍿

  • Erin Weatherly

    Erin Weatherly

    27 күн мурун

    The salmonella one was perfect for Norm MacDonald

  • Carlos Smith

    Carlos Smith

    27 күн мурун

    Every time I look at Colin I say to myself . You too can get a bad chick just by being funny.

  • Sean mccay

    Sean mccay

    27 күн мурун

    The weeked updated are always my favorite and always kill it harder than skits. IMO.

  • Jackson U'Ren

    Jackson U'Ren

    27 күн мурун

    Not the Days Inn joke. Selena?

  • Davis Lee

    Davis Lee

    28 күн мурун

    These two are the saving grace of this whole show.

  • SPK

    SPK

    28 күн мурун

    Will.I.Will.Be

  • Lauren W.

    Lauren W.

    28 күн мурун

    “... you gonna be Will.i.was.”
    *BURRRNN —* 😂😂

  • MARILYN HUGHES

    MARILYN HUGHES

    28 күн мурун

    😂😂💜

  • Nikkirockz! Nikkirockz!

    Nikkirockz! Nikkirockz!

    28 күн мурун

    #LmaOooo

  • Big Gobot

    Big Gobot

    28 күн мурун

    Ugh. These two never make me laugh. Millenial leftist hacks.

  • Joe Roscoe

    Joe Roscoe

    28 күн мурун

    "Wear a stupid mask when you come in but we're cutting corners by making you share cups" Starbucks said "...in order to keep our prices low."

  • Grace D

    Grace D

    28 күн мурун

    Wasn't the lizzie borden house already a bed and breakfast? Or at least you could stay there

  • Tmanaz480

    Tmanaz480

    28 күн мурун

    Lizzie Bordon was acquitted.

  • HunnyBADger G

    HunnyBADger G

    28 күн мурун

    I almost choked on “The Averngers” 😂

  • f308gtb1977

    f308gtb1977

    28 күн мурун

    Yeah, just get the non-vaccine gene therapy “vaccine” that’s already been proven to NOT prevent Covid. It’s “science!”

  • VideoFanfromNC

    VideoFanfromNC

    28 күн мурун

    Lizzie Borden was acquitted like O.J. 😳

  • The Wade

    The Wade

    28 күн мурун

    The lizzie Borden murder house was already a bed and breakfast. I lived in Maplecroft, lizzies house after she was acquitted, which was also turned into a bed and breakfast

  • Jeffrey Yelverton

    Jeffrey Yelverton

    28 күн мурун

    I don’t like this Weekend Update duo. Sorry. I’ve tried to like them for years. I just don’t.

  • ben3331

    ben3331

    28 күн мурун

    Why the jump-cut at 0:54? Was a joke removed?

  • Ezekiel Smith

    Ezekiel Smith

    28 күн мурун

    Not funny. Didnt laugh.

  • Susan Allen

    Susan Allen

    28 күн мурун

    Omg, 'Ther Averngerrs', lol, "Will I Was"? Made my day!

  • Axis Of Energy

    Axis Of Energy

    28 күн мурун

    Dicks did this and then pulled them all out.

  • Chris Spiers

    Chris Spiers

    28 күн мурун

    😂😂😂

  • KCs Funhouse

    KCs Funhouse

    28 күн мурун

    The Lizzie Borden house was already a bed and breakfast... 🤔 it’s like 30 mins from where I live and it’s already insanely hard to book a night , especially Halloween, unless it’s like a year in advance.

  • Amine Moughanime

    Amine Moughanime

    28 күн мурун

    https://youtube.com/channel/UCCRamAKTNBQKPO35hxuQUtg

  • Emma

    Emma

    28 күн мурун

    Wasn't the Borden house already a B&B?

  • Blue Collar Men Productions

    Blue Collar Men Productions

    28 күн мурун

    I loved Will I Was

  • Hanz Flackshnack

    Hanz Flackshnack

    28 күн мурун

    Every guy here immediately thought; but was she hot tho?.. I have a 'are men really pigs question': Ladies; same scenario with whatever you think is the hottest guy alive. Freak out and call the police or roll with it?

  • Jeff Claterbaugh

    Jeff Claterbaugh

    28 күн мурун

    My wife and I were shopping and I guess she wanderd off and left me standing there talking to myself and I was like ' whered she go ' and I got scared because I sounded mean

  • Dmitri Kelley

    Dmitri Kelley

    28 күн мурун

    Did not miss the audience laughter

  • Angrynoodle Twenty Five

    Angrynoodle Twenty Five

    29 күн мурун

    Dav Pilkey removed the book by his own choice when he found out the imagery was hurtful. It was not "Censorship" it was an artist not wanting to inadvertantly insult his asian readers.

  • True Janey Sue

    True Janey Sue

    29 күн мурун

    Okay, so this Weekend update was actually funny👍

  • Clap Forboobies

    Clap Forboobies

    29 күн мурун

    What does averngers mean

  • furty786

    furty786

    29 күн мурун

    Will I wasssss hahahaha

  • Cory Van Treuren

    Cory Van Treuren

    29 күн мурун

    Che's jokes were on point 😂

  • Kyriae Megawatt

    Kyriae Megawatt

    29 күн мурун

    Nice Tay Tay call out 😀

  • Kid Challeen

    Kid Challeen

    29 күн мурун

    She did not Murder them. She was acquitted and there is strong, though circumstantial evidence that links her parent's murder to a known killer in the area at the time, who had the same M.O. It's unlikely she would have had the physical strength or stamina to swing an axe as often as she had to in this case, it was likely someone who had experience with axes for chopping wood. Just sayin'

  • lilieth cameron

    lilieth cameron

    29 күн мурун

    "Hand's on Dicks" I knew they would call it that.

  • The dude other son 254

    The dude other son 254

    29 күн мурун

    Ayyye the Texas women 2:57 happened at my hometown sadly

  • Hayden DeJohn

    Hayden DeJohn

    29 күн мурун

    I’m from victor, kinda nuts to see this.

  • yhn kjhalunda

    yhn kjhalunda

    29 күн мурун

    Exclusion of Organ Harvesting Participants
    Matas said that, given the widespread organ harvesting among prisoners of conscience in China, a reverse onus clause and ostracism can be applicable.

    He has also discussed this previously in articles and conferences. On papers published by Chinese researchers that lacked reliable donor information, for example, “The onus should not fall on publishers or transplant professionals to show something is amiss in China. The onus is rather the reverse. The onus falls on the Chinese transplant profession to show beyond a reasonable doubt that there is no sourcing of organs from prisoners of conscience. Studies emanating from China which do not show that should be rejected for publication,” he said at the Oxford Global Health and Bioethics International Conference 2019 in a presentation titled “Ostracism or Engagement in Combating Unethical Medical Research.”

    With the scale of forced organ harvesting in China, Matas said that we can assume any individual involved in the organ transplant profession is an accomplice to the crime of forced organ harvesting. Therefore, unless there is evidence that shows otherwise, we should stop collaborating with organ transplant divisions in China's hospitals. Similarly, we should stop exchange scholar programs. Chinese researchers should not be allowed to publish articles or give presentations at international conferences, receive training, or join overseas organ transplant societies. In addition, we should not attend such meetings in China or join organ transplant societies in China.

    Unless proven otherwise, a comprehensive isolation or ostracism is needed, explained Matas. He said medical professionals have many ways at their disposal to achieve this goal. Instead of new strategies, these actions have existed already and they are proven to be effective in a short time. It is up to these professionals to join together and make it happen.

    So far the healthcare agencies in China have made lucrative profits by stealing organs from prisoners of conscience, since there are no costs involved. Such ostracism will help them learn the consequences of this unethical behavior.

    Reports on Organ Tourism
    Another suggestion from Matas is that all countries should request their respective health agencies provide a report on organ tourism.

    Matas said that we are in a vicious cycle. We do not have sufficient information about the organ tourism in China and do not know how bad it is. As a result, we did not put enough efforts toward stopping the crime. To end this vicious cycle, we can start a mandatory organ tourism report.

    Once we know the scale of organ tourism to China, we would know its severity. That will allow us to work with the participants to take action.

    Is there a need to make laws to stop the organ harvesting in China? Matas said the answer is yes. But it would effectively curb the crime only if appropriate laws are implemented in the right areas.

  • Lafemmebear Music

    Lafemmebear Music

    29 күн мурун

    The last joke was so perfect and incapsulates all men... try being decent to a woman you wouldn’t fuck just cus she’s a human and ya know deserves respect lol nahhhh y’all won’t do it you like being shit lol

  • M .O. G. Swggaarr

    M .O. G. Swggaarr

    29 күн мурун

    https://youtu.be/-mCgkjVWDzA

  • John Smear

    John Smear

    29 күн мурун

    When did they bring back that god awful laugh track?

  • Rod Sapyta

    Rod Sapyta

    29 күн мурун

    DUDES, You did great on this one.

  • Simon George

    Simon George

    29 күн мурун

    Revelation 19:21, “The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh."

  • Kenneth Rolls

    Kenneth Rolls

    29 күн мурун

    Except for the fact that the woman WAS attractive. Look it up

  • Sea the Scrolls

    Sea the Scrolls

    29 күн мурун

    https://youtu.be/gWVqgBkK1-U.

  • Tim Buktu

    Tim Buktu

    29 күн мурун

    It was *NEVER* proved that Lizzie Borden killed her parents.
    You might as well say that O.J. killed his wife.

  • JK DeMartino

    JK DeMartino

    29 күн мурун

    "The man called the police as soon as he found out the woman wasn't attractive"🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

  • Andy Johnson

    Andy Johnson

    29 күн мурун

    It's sad when society think that drinking liquid out a washed cup is disturbing. Oh well since all that freaking waste will just be disturbing to the next generation.

  • sir loin

    sir loin

    29 күн мурун

    Hel,mayB her and yes-zee mite evn hav sexes again lik in he songs(now spcl-K's out)...